Until I bought my first pair of leggings a couple of months ago, I was anti-leggings. But being a reluctant convert, I can understand the appeal now. With that being said there is a right and wrong way of wearing leggings. A very WRONG way...
Pham's Rules of Leggings
RULE 1: Leggings are NOT pants.
RULE 2: ... There are no other rules.
Leggings with dresses and skirts - perfectly acceptable
Leggings with a shirt - absolutely not
Leggings with a tank top tucked in - (Dead Face)
Footless tights (THEY ARE NOT LEGGINGS) worn with a t-shirt - I will look at you with a stare that makes you feel like you are dying inside.
"But Pham, I have this tunic... " - You know who you are.
Since you so obviously love this particular outfit, and your long tunic COULD be considered a dress (maybe), you are allowed to keep it. Just this one outfit though, anymore and I will have an intervention, send you to reform camp and have it brain washed out of your system.
Now that you've gotten this far (or not), here is a a line chart illustrating acceptability to top length. Notice how as the top length gets shorter, public ridicule gets exponentially greater until the loss of social acceptance.
(Yes I wrote this in my cubicle during work hours.)
I want sharing! Pham
1) yes! the world has waiting for this.
ReplyDelete2) what about anonymity?
3) i love the line graph.
4) i actually wrote this comment the day you posted this entry, but somehow it never made it to the public sphere.
- christiane