Screw ambition, aim for mediocrity

So sitting in my cubicle, worrying about what’s going to happen in the next three months, I’ve discovered that being being an adult is actually a lot of work (that I don’t want to do). So here is a list of ways / signs to stave off being an adult (of the Human variety).

• Be in AmeriCorps
• Work a part time job... only (And hope after beer and take out that there is enough money for rent)
• Live with your parents
• Don't grocery shop regularly / keep more beer than food in the frig
• DO NOT, oh for the love of god, do not watch the weather channel
• Live above a bar
• Be independently wealthy (I’ve been meaning to do this)
• Go back to school
• Get/stay drunk for 12 or more hours a day
• Delay having furniture in your apartment
• Pay for things in change only
• Get an office job where you push the boundaries of business casual and allows you to spend hours writing on your blog (that Christiane forced you to write)

A graph that I just made up using data that doesn't exist.

I want sharing!
PHAM