Friday, September 18, 2009

As far as (fake) nonprofits go...

Everything.ORG

The mission of Everything.ORG is to be a resource for various community issues. Offering several outreach and educational programs, they hope reach a wide range of different populations in need.

Some of programs they offer:

Legging (Re)Education Program:
As we all know (kind of), leggings abuse is quickly becoming an epidemic. To help combat this problem in society (and my sane mind), this program is a one hour workshop for the users of leggings as well as the friends, family and caretakers of legging users. In this program, the proper etiquette for wearing leggings is taught and reaffirmed.

Gingervitis Awareness:
There are many myths, misconceptions (no, they do not have souls), and misgivings about ginger kids (daywalkers included). Though easy to recognize, gingers are difficult to understand. This program is focused on spreading the awareness of ginger kids in the hopes of one day accepting them into society (probably not).

Colored- Coat Mafia Consortium (Fancy word for group?)
Offering a series of workshops, the Colored- Coat Mafia is dedicated to the visual and performing arts. Take classes in Album Cover (boyband) posing (offered in an advanced class also), TLC rapping 101, Mermaids in Caves (Kara is working on getting her teaching license), and many many others.



Awesome Center
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story"

Dead Face Counseling:
You can recover (not really).

Cannon Fun Inclusion Center:
Are you having fun without me? (4 o'clock bar! 4 o'clock bar!)

Everything.ORG is open to any new ideas (kind of) and welcomes any and all volunteers (maybe).

This is brought to you by the Knickerbocker Foundation.
i want sharing! Pham

2 comments:

  1. The Cannon Fun Inclusion Center has been seriously struggling since I started law school. Maybe we need a leadership retreat in Chi-town?

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    1. So I just read this comment... a year after it was posted. Oops. Portland, OR Feb 2014

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